The following post was picked up and improved by Legal Cheek - it is worth looking at for the comments providing further typos.
Just thought I would share some legal typing errors harvested from a recent Friday's tweeting. I can only vouch for the authenticity of those which were in instructions to me, but I am sure the others are all true as well. Thanks to the tweeters named below.
"Our client suffered a Baloney amputation"
"The surgeons proceeded with a fan and steel incision"
"The defendant's offer is poultry" (Jeremy Roussak)
"Our client was taken into custardy" (Anna Symington)
"As a jester of goodwill..." (Daniel Taylor)
"The claimant can no longer carry out household tasks such as hovering". (Jasmine Murphy)
"The defendant is a pubic body" (MedNegLawyer)
"We return the document Julie signed" (Daniel Herman)
"The defendant believed he had inherited criminal jeans" (Christopher Hamerton)
"Re Estate of __________, diseased" (Lisa Boyce)
In Counsel's advice - "Having considered this case I am reasonably competent but unsure about certain issues." (Jason Cox)
"The defendant was admitted to basil with a condition of residence." (Gentleman Gardeners)
The claimant has difficulty with "widow cleaning" (John Bates)
"Was this a 2p transfer?" (Andrea Cohen)
Of course I shall keep quiet about all the typing errors I have made!